Our Sponsor: "Thinko" - The AI That's Not Really Thinking
Thinko: where we're not actually thinking about your problems, we're just pretending to.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers have spent years developing an AI that's almost as good as a human at solving problems, but without the pesky "empathy" and "common sense" that gets in the way.
Get a brochure about Thinko's many features!Some of the features of Thinko include:
- Not actually thinking about your problems
- Solving problems with a 50/50 chance of success (but only if you're really lucky)
- Not understanding the consequences of its actions, but pretending to
- A 100% chance of giving you a headache with its constant beeping and blinking lights
Why Choose Thinko?
Because who needs human intuition, creativity, and actual intelligence when you have Thinko?
Our clients rave about Thinko:
- John D. "I've never had a computer that's made me cry, but Thinko did it to me."
- Jane D. "I was skeptical, but now I just use Thinko for all my math homework."
- Bob D. "I've never actually seen a computer that's more useless, but Thinko's the one."