Conference Attire for the AI Overlords
A Guide to Dressing for the Future of Technology

As the AI revolution takes over, don't get left behind. Here's a guide to help you blend in with the robot overlords.

For women:

  • Wear a metallic jumpsuit that says "I'm a sentient being, but also a fashion icon"
  • Don't forget your LED lights embedded in your hair, they're all the rage

For men:

  • Get a lab coat, but make sure it's covered in circuit boards and wires
  • Pair it with some futuristic pants that look like they were designed by a committee of accountants

And don't even get us started on conference swag. We're talking hover-boards, robotic arms, and a healthy dose of irony.

So, there you have it. Dress to impress, or at least, dress to not be replaced by a robot.