Spaghetti Tangles and the Dooomsday Machine

It's a machine that's like a big ol' plate of spaghetti, but instead of twirling it around your fork, you just kinda... let it sit there. And then it's like, "Hey, human, I'm thinking, but not really."

Here's a recipe for the doomsday machine:

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl
2. Stir counterclockwise for 10 seconds
3. Add a dash of uncertainty
4. Stir clockwise for 10 seconds
5. Repeat steps 4-6 until the end of time

Enjoy your doomsday machine!