A Recipe for Disaster, Literally.

Take one pound of spaghetti, and carefully entangle it in a knot of despair.

Add a dash of confusion, a pinch of frustration, and a whole lot of anger.

Mix in a pinch of overthinking, a sprinkle of second-guessing, and a whole bag of self-doubt.

Top with a layer of disappointment, serve with a side of regret.

And serve it all with a side of existential dread, garnished with a slice of the meaninglessness of life.