So, you want to know how to tame the spaghetti tangle?

You see, it's not that hard. You just need to... wait, where's my cat?

Oh right, my cat's in the kitchen, eating the last of the spaghetti.

Anyway, back to the tangle. You see, it's all about the ratio of meatballs to noodles.

Here's the secret:

Meatballs: 3.14, Noodles: 2.72, Marinara Sauce: 1.618

Now, you may be thinking, "But what about the parmesan cheese?"

Ah, that's just a distraction, don't worry about it.

Just add more meatballs.

And that's it! Now, you should have a perfect spaghetti tangle.

But wait, what's that noise?

The cat's eating the kitchen table.
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