By now, you're probably wondering how we, the geniuses behind CryptoPunks Ponzi Scheme Inc. (CP2), managed to convince thousands of investors that our "AI-powered" trading bots could beat the market.
It started innocently enough: a few cleverly designed bots, some fancy math, and a dash of hype. But things quickly spiraled out of control as we added more and more 'sophisticated' features.
We claimed our bots were using advanced machine learning algorithms, but let's be real, they were just running some fancy scripts and making stuff up as they went along.
We convinced them our bots were the future, and they were too busy trying to be cool to question the math (or lack thereof).
When the SEC came knocking, our investors were left holding a bag of worthless 'digital art' and a bad case of FOMO.