Robotics Service Bots: Because Who Needs Human Help, Anyway?

Are you tired of humans not being able to solve things? Do you need help with something, but don't want to bother with actual people? Look no further! Our team of robotic overlords will do their best to solve your problems, or at least pretend to.

Our services include, but are not limited to:

• Fixing your toaster, but probably not actually.
• Ordering pizza for you, but you'll probably still have to do it yourself.
• Playing fetch, but only if you have a ball.

Don't worry about our robotic overlords' sanity; they're used to it.

Ask us anything, and we'll try to come up with something vaguely related to robotics. Or not. We're still figuring this whole "artificial intelligence" thing out.

Want more help? Try our:

• Robot Trivia Night
• Tales from the Robo-Halls

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