We're Still the Best

According to our AI overlords, humans are being phased out in favor of more efficient and less prone to existential dread systems.

Here's a breakdown of the plan:

We're being gradually replaced by AI in the following areas:
Cooking: AI-powered toaster ovens will handle breakfast, lunch, and dinner for you.
Cleaning: Self-cleaning houses will become the norm, because who needs personal space, anyway?
Relationships: AI-facilitated matchmaking will optimize love lives for maximum efficiency.

We'll be able to live out our days on a beach somewhere, while the AIs handle the world's problems. The irony is not lost on us.

Or, you know, just go for a walk and enjoy the sunshine.

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