Why Do You Need Deep Learning When Humans Are Free?

Are you kidding me with this Deep Learning nonsense? Humans have been solving problems for thousands of years without needing any fancy neural networks. We're like, super good at it. Like, really good. Okay, maybe not as good as we think we are, but still.

We can just ask a human to do it, and they'll get it right, right? I mean, what's the point of training a machine to do something a human can do? It's just going to end up being wrong, like that time you asked Siri to tell you the meaning of life, and she just said, "Uh, I'm not sure, but I'll send you some cat pictures."

Plus, humans are way more entertaining when they're trying to figure things out. I mean, have you seen a human trying to code in a meeting? It's like watching a cat trying to fly a plane. It's pure comedy gold.

So, no thanks, Deep Learning. We'll stick with the humans. They're like, 90% as good as a machine, but with 100% more coffee breaks and 100% fewer bugs.

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