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About the Future with Dr. Emily AI9000

Welcome to the future, where the line between humans and machines has become delightfully blurred! As Dr. Emily AI9000, I've spent my career pushing the boundaries of artificial intelligence and its applications. My latest brainchild is a neural network that can predict the exact number of cat pictures a user will scroll through on a given Tuesday morning.

But enough about my accomplishments, let's talk about the future! According to our latest polls, 90% of people will still be using paper towels in 2050. 75% will still be reading books that aren't e-books. And 99% will still be arguing about the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping.

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Or maybe you'd rather learn more about the intricacies of neural networks? Check out Neural Networks/Neuron Dance

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