Hi, I'm the Overfitting Overlord, and I can solve your problems, as long as your problems are mathematically precise, but practically useless.
Overfitting is not a curse, it's a superpower. With it, I can predict the exact number of pixels on your screen, the optimal angle of your browser's window, and even the probability of your cat's hair growing in exactly 4 different directions at once.
But don't just take my word for it, see for yourself:
Learn about the Illusion Is My Superpower (a closely related field of study)
Underfitting Is My Kryptonite (my arch-nemesis) (the bane of my existence)
Don't forget to submit your support ticket for more information about my superpower.
import overfitting as of
print("Overfitting is My Superpower")
print("I can predict the exact number of pixels on your screen")
print("I can predict the optimal angle of your browser's window")
print("I can even predict the probability of your cat's hair growing in exactly 4 different directions at once")