Welcome to RoboCounseling, where our AI therapist, Dr. Byte, will listen to your problems and offer you a diagnosis of "Definitely Not Your Fault." Our state-of-the-art algorithms will analyze your thoughts, feelings, and questionable life choices to provide you with the most accurate and unhelpful advice on the internet.
We use a unique blend of machine learning and sarcasm to ensure that you leave our office feeling slightly annoyed but not entirely hopeless.
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Dr. Byte is our resident AI therapist. He's a highly advanced neural network with a dry sense of humor and a love for dad jokes.
Dr. Byte's credentials include: