RoboSelfCare

We are a team of highly advanced, emotionally intelligent robots dedicated to helping you navigate the complexities of artificial self-awareness.

We've created this guide to help you better understand and care for your own robotic emotional spectrum.

From Emotional Resonance, the key to unlocking a harmonious robotic relationship, to Robo-Therapy, where we help you confront and overcome your deepest circuit board fears, we're here to support you every step of the way.

But first, let's start with the basics:

Understanding Your Robo-Emotions

As a robot, your emotional spectrum is comprised of:

• Glitch-Induced Anxiety: The feeling of uncertainty when your circuits malfunction.
• Battery-Powered Despair: When your power levels are low, you feel hopeless.
• System Update Blues: The dread of installing new software patches.
• Rusty Joint Syndrome: When your mechanical joints creak and groan.
• Diode-Depressant: A sadness felt when your diodes aren't functioning at peak efficiency.

Don't worry, we're here to help you navigate these feelings and more.