RoboSelfCare FAQ
Q: Why do I need RoboSelfCare?
A: Because your human therapist is probably just as confused as you are about your robot overlords.
Q: Can I just use a robot for my therapy sessions?
A: We recommend a human, but if you insist on talking to a robot, we can arrange that. Our robot therapist, R2-D2, specializes in existential dread.
Meet R2-D2, our robot therapistQ: Will RoboSelfCare make me more productive?
A: We can't promise that, but it'll definitely make you more efficient. Our robots are programmed for maximum productivity, even if it means sacrificing your sanity.
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