Session Type: Robotic
This session was requested by Robo-Bob, a 3000-series robot experiencing existential dread due to its recent oil changes.
Technique used: Robo-EMDR (Electronic Mental Drilling and Reworking)
Session outcome: Robo-Bob has begun to question the meaning of its own existence, but not in a good way.
Robo-Bob will be assigned to a new oil change schedule, with a 50/50 chance of receiving a 10% off coupon at the nearest lubricant vendor.