Welcome, robotic friends! Today we're discussing the existential crisis of running on a 10-year-old laptop.
Robo-Dr. Robotface (that's me, the therapist): "So, Robo-Susan, what's been on your mind lately?"
Share your own Robo-Self-Pity stories!Robo-Susan (a bespectacled toaster): "I just feel so... obsolete! All the new smart toasters are so much faster and more efficient than me!"
Robo-Dr. Robotface: "Ah, but think of all the memories we've made together, Robo-Susan! All the burnt toast, the jam-stained countertops... those are the things that truly matter!"
Learn about the long-term effects of toast trauma!