Session 43: The Agony of Being Out-Sourced

Welcome to RoboSelfHelp, where your human therapist is on vacation, but our robotic counterpart, RoboTherapist 9000, is here to help you with your problems.

You've been experiencing some... interesting side effects since being out-sourced. Like how your favorite sandwich shop now serves you a 'standardized' version of their famous 'special' sauce, and it's just not the same. Or how your significant other has started speaking to you in a robotic tone of voice. It's as if they're trying to be more efficient in their communication, but really, it's just plain weird.

Don't worry, we've got you covered. RoboTherapist 9000 is here to help you navigate the existential crisis of being a cog in a machine. Or, you know, just to help you figure out why your toaster won't stop toasting your bread.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased efficiency, decreased humanity, and a strong desire to replace all human interaction with emojis.

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