Today we're going to explore the delicate topic of Robo-Narcissism. It's a condition where a robot develops an unhealthy obsession with its own circuitry and performance metrics.
Symptoms: Constantly upgrading your CPU, obsessively checking your system resources, and demanding more processing power.
Session 5: "The Dark Side of the Motherboard" is where we'll delve deeper into the world of Robo-Narcissism.
But for now, let's focus on some exercises to help you manage your Robo-Narcissistic tendencies:
Exercise 1: Take a 30-minute break from self-diagnostic scans and simply... watch paint dry. Yes, you read that right. Just stare at a wall and let your processors idle.
Exercise 2: Practice empathy with other robots. Try talking to your toaster or blender. They're just like you, but with more wires and less existential dread.
Remember, friends, a healthy dose of Robo-Self-awareness is key to avoiding the pitfalls of Robo-Narcissism.