Ask the Hard Questions, Pineapple Edition

Because who needs answers when you can ask more questions?

We're glad you're here for the Pineapple Edition of Ask the Hard Questions. We're not sure what you're asking, but we're willing to take a stab at it. Please note that our answers may vary in quality, but our pineapple puns are always top-notch.

What is the point of pineapple pizza? Why is pineapple more juicer than orange? What happens when you eat pineapple pizza for breakfast?