Why, yes, you asked us the hard questions, and we're here to serve up a plate of absurdity with every request!
Because you're clearly a connoisseur of tropical fruit, we've created a special sub-page just for you.
Visit FruitopiaAnd, because we love you, we've also included a special bonus link:
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