Pre-Written Messages

We have received 427 pre-written messages from our automated messaging system. These messages are designed to be so dull that they will inevitably make you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending pit of existential despair, but in a good way, we promise!

We have messages for the following topics:

• Corporate Jargon
• The Importance of Our Productivity
• Random Statistics About Our Users

Would you like to leave a pre-written message for us? Click here to proceed.