Q: How much will it take to minimalistize my soul?
A: We charge by the pixel. Prices start at $100 per pixel, plus a 10% fee for all design decisions.
Q: Can I haggle with you?
A: No, we have a strict no-haggling policy. You can, however, try to negotiate in iambic pentameter.
Q: Will you make me a logo that's just a picture of a cat?
A: That's a premium service. The cat logo will cost you $500, but it'll come with a free side of catnip.
Q: Can I get a discount for buying multiple cat logos?
A: Yes, we offer a 10% discount for 5 or more cat logos. But let's be real, you're probably just gonna get one.
Q: Can I get a free cat logo for being a good person?
A: Only if you're willing to wear a 'I'd rather be a minimalist' t-shirt and attend our weekly groupchartInstance.