As an Expert Consultant, I'm here to tell you that you're overthinking this whole "Pizza Party of One" thing.
Listen, it's not like you're going to impress anyone with your solo pizza party. Newsflash: nobody cares. The only thing you're going to impress is the pizza delivery guy when he shows up to the door.
You need to stop thinking so much and just order the extra large pepperoni with extra cheese. Trust me, nobody will judge you.
