We're glad you asked! Project Solve for Me is a revolutionary initiative dedicated to solving the world's most pressing problems... by making you feel better about yourself.
We specialize in solving the kinds of problems you didn't even realize you had. Like, have you ever felt the weight of your own existence? We've got a team of highly trained specialists who can help you with that.
Our proprietary algorithm, 'Solve-o-matic', uses advanced machine learning and pure, unadulterated human insight to craft bespoke solutions tailored to your unique existential crises.
Sort of. We've got a few science-y sounding words scattered around the office, but let's be real, it's all just a bunch of hippie nonsense.