FAQ: The Best Way to Eat Spaghetti is Not Up for Debate

Q: How do I eat spaghetti without getting sauce all over myself?

A: You don't.

Q: But what if I'm trying to be a functioning member of society?

A: Then you're doing it wrong.

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			// Spaghetti is life
			// Spaghetti is love
			// Spaghetti is everything