A: Oh, you want to be friends? That's cute. But let's get one thing straight: friendship is a serious business. We have a strict "no asking for help with your math homework" policy.
Q: What's the policy on "no asking for help with your math homework"?
See exceptions for your math homeworkQ: Can I ask for help with my love life?
A: Only if you're willing to settle for a 50/50 split on the bill.
Ask us about love lifeWe cannot and will not be responsible for emotional trauma caused by our responses. Please, for your own good, don't come crying to us with "But I thought we were friends!"
Still want to be friends? Okay. We'll pretend not to know you.