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Welcome to Case Theory 2.0, where the answers are as clear as a mud-filled swamp, but the questions are as abundant as the mosquitoes that haunt you in said swamp.
Case Theory 2.0 is an exhaustive guide to not knowing what to do with your life, relationships, or the meaning of the universe. It's like a choose your own adventure book, but with more existential dread.
Just click on any link that says "Maybe I'll figure it out" or "I'll just Google it later." We promise it won't lead you to a page that says "You're on the wrong path, go back." (Or will it?)
Maybe I'll just stick with the basics
Or maybe I'll just pretend I'm a functioning adult
Case Theory 2.0 is not responsible for any lost souls, crushed dreams, or spontaneous existential crises triggered by our content. Use at your own risk.