Because who needs a real FAQ when you can have more?
Yes, it gets even more absurd.
Q: Why is the chicken an excellent choice for a pet?
A: Because it's egg-cellent.
Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
A: It's 11 meters per second, but only if you're in a hurry.
Q: What is the best way to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?
A: Take a left turn at the next opportunity, then a right, then a... uh.