It's a phenomenon that has puzzled us for centuries. Your socks go missing, only to reappear in the washing machine, as if possessed by the Sock Goblins of the Laundry Realm.
But fear not, dear customer, for our team of expert Sock Sleuths have cracked the case!
Here's what we've discovered:
Theory 1: The Sock Goblins are real
We've consulted with the finest experts in the field (okay, we asked our neighbor's kid) and they confirm the existence of the Sock Goblins. These mischievous creatures are known to steal socks and hide them in the washing machine, where they're subjected to an endless cycle of spin-dry-singe.
Read on for more information on the Sock Goblins
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to contact a Sock Goblins representative to discuss sponsorship opportunities for your new line of Sock Goblin-themed merchandise.