Q: What's the deal with the font sizes on this website?

A: Oh, you've noticed? That's just us trying to create a sense of urgency, like our brains are constantly racing with genius-level thoughts. In reality, we're just winging it with font sizes.

Related Question: Do you have any actual intelligence?

Maybe, maybe, we'll get back to you on that.

Q: Can we get a refund on our therapy bills after visiting this site?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. Our lawyers are, uh, "expensive."

Try asking your therapist for a refund, they're always a real treat.

Q: Can we get a map of this website?

A: Not on our watch! You're already here, you're stuck, enjoy the ride.

Or just close your eyes and pretend you're in a different website.