Sheet Folding Fabric of the Future

Because who needs actual fabric, am I right? We've got a new line of sheet folding that defies the laws of physics and good taste.

Our patented (not really) technology uses the power of Quantum Fluffing to create a fabric that folds itself, eliminating the need for human intervention.

But wait, there's more! Our fabric also has the added benefit of Fluffing Vibes, which will make you the envy of all your friends and acquaintances.

Side effects may include: excessive folding, spontaneous combustion, and a strong desire to wear only our products.

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Or do. We're not really sure.

Order now and receive a free pair of Fluffing Gloves to protect your hands from the harsh realities of our fabric.