The Socks in Hiding

According to our highly unscientific research, the Socks in Hiding theory proposes that socks, when left unattended, develop a sentient consciousness and begin to plot their escape from the laundry basket.

Case Study 1: The Missing Sock of '07

On a fateful evening in 2007, our team of experts discovered a lone sock, identified as 'The Lone Sock,' had vanished from the laundry basket. After conducting an exhaustive search, we found it hiding in a nearby drawer, sipping tea and wearing a fedora.

Case Study 2: The Sock Conspiracy of '09

In 2009, our team investigated a string of mysterious sock disappearances. We discovered a secret society of Socks in Hiding, operating in the dead of night, using advanced laundry-fu techniques to evade detection.

Learn more about Case Study 3: The Sock that Crossed the Line