Welcome to the Unanswerable Questions FAQ, where we provide answers that are not answers, but rather cleverly crafted excuses for not answering. Because sometimes, the best answer is no answer at all.
Ha! You think you can pin us down with that existential conundrum? We'll never tell you. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly not. But don't worry, we'll just give you a nice picture of a cat instead:
We're not telling. But we do have a special report on the UnhappinessIsTheAnswer subpage, if you're into that sort of thing.