Why Do I Have To Ask This

We're glad you asked. We're not.

It seems like you're having a bit of trouble finding your way around our site. Let us guide you through the process of asking us why you have to ask this.

It's a complex issue, really. You see, we're not just a help desk, we're a thought experiment.

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That being said, we've compiled a list of possible reasons for why you might have to ask this:

• 1. You're trying to avoid actual work.
• 2. You're secretly a philosopher, and you're just testing us.
• 3. Our site is still in beta, and we're just winging it.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's none of the above. Perhaps you're just a curious soul, yearning to learn more about the intricacies of human interaction.

Either way, we're here to help. Or, at the very least, provide a witty response to your question. Why Do Prophets Ask This