Welcome to the Refund Roulette, where we spin your money worries into financial fictions that will make you laugh, cry, and question the very fabric of reality.
Rule 1: All refunds are final, unless you're a ninja. (Don't @ us.)
Rule 2: Refunds are only available on Tuesdays, unless you're a wizard. (Don't @ us either.)
Rule 3: If you can't get a refund, you're probably a unicorn. (Don't ask us, we're busy.)
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