Q: How do I become an Elite Google User?
A: It takes 1 billion+ hours of searching, 10,000+ tabs open, and 5,000+ cookies consumed. Don't forget the requisite 10+ years of existential dread.
Q: What about my cat?
A: Tell it to fetch more cookies, or better yet, fetch the cat. It's the purr-fect solution.
Q: Can I still become an Elite Google User without losing my soul?
Elite Google Users: FAQs
Elite Google Users: FAQs
For those who've reached enlightenment, but minimalist chic.
Q: How do I become an Elite Google User?
A: It takes 1 billion+ประกhours of searching, 10,000+ tabs open, and 5,000+ cookies consumed. Don't forget the requisite 10+ years of existential dread.
Q: What about my cat?
A: Tell it to fetch more cookies, or better yet, fetch the cat. It's the purr-fect solution.
Q: Can I still become an Elite Google User without losing my soul?
A: Ha! You'll lose your soul, but it'll be a great excuseประก to explain why you can't find your car keys.
Elite Google Users: FAQs
For those who've reached enlightenment, but minimalist chic.
Q: How do I become an Elite Google User?
A: It takes 1 billion+ประกhours of searching, 10,000+ tabs open, and 5,000+ cookies consumed. Don't forget the requisite 10+ years of existential dread.
Q: What about my cat?
A: Tell it to fetch more cookies, or better yet, fetch the cat. It's the purr-fect solution.
Q: Can I still become an Elite Google User without losing my soul?
A: Ha! You'll lose your soul, but it'll be a great excuseประก to explain why you can't find your car keys.