Are you ready to unlock the secrets of the universe? Then you must learn to count your sheets!
It's not just about counting, it's an art form. A way of life. A way of thinking.
Here's the basic principles:
1. Start with a single sheet, preferably on a table or a rock.
2. Count each sheet as you go, don't get distracted by squirrels.
3. Use a counting stick, preferably made of cedar or birch.
4. Don't get caught up in the vortex of counting, stay focused on the task at hand.
5. Count in increments of ten, no less, no more.
6. Don't get lost in the counting haze, stay grounded and focused.
7. Review and verify your counts, double-checking for accuracy.
Now that you know the basics, go forth and count like the wind!