Because apparently, it's still not a thing.
Are you kidding me with that question? We're still trying, but it's like, super hard.
Maybe try asking us how to make a decent cup of coffee, that one's a real challenge.
Or better yet, ask us how to make a good impression on your aunt at a family reunion, that one's a real puzzle.
But seriously, world peace? It's like, a work in progress, okay?
We're not telling. That's like, super classified.
But we can give you some tips on how to make a good first impression on a date, or how to cook the perfect ramen noodle soup.
Or better yet, ask us how to make a decent PowerPoint presentation, that one's a real skill.
But world peace? No, no, no. That's a secret that'll never get out.
No. Go figure it out yourself.
But hey, if you want some tips on how to make a good to-do list, or how to organize your sock drawer, we can do that.
Or better yet, ask us how to make a decent grilled cheese sandwich, that one's a real challenge.
But world peace? No, no, no. That's not something you can just Google.