The Best Coffee Shop in the City (Don't @ Us)

FAQs: Because You Clearly Can't Even Function Without Us

What's the deal with your ridiculous coffee shop hours?

Why do your pastries look so ugly?

We're not saying you're lazy, but have you ever even considered actually making your own breakfast?

We're open from 4am to 10pm, Monday through Thursday, because we know you're clearly not capable of functioning outside of these hours.

We're not really sure, but we're pretty sure it's because we don't actually care about making things look nice. We're a coffee shop, not a bakery. Deal with it.

Actually, we're pretty sure you're just not used to making your own breakfast because you're a functioning member of society. We're a crutch, and you're addicted.