What happens if I cant get the cake?

You try, but the cake is not interested. It's a real thing.

In this case, you might experience:

• Existential dread
• Cognitive dissonance
• Uncontrollable cake cravings

But fear not! For there is a way to overcome this:

Try making your own cake. Or, you know, just have a cookie. They're fine too.

Or, if all else fails, go make a dozen cookies.