Why Do We Charge So Much?
Because We Can
It's a long story, but we'll try to keep it short
We have a highly skilled team of overpriced consultants, a state-of-the-art server farm, and a team of highly trained, highly unionized, and highly caffeinated engineers who demand a 5-star resort stay rate for their accommodations whenever they travel.
But that's not all
Our competitors are a bunch of amateur hour hackers who can't even afford a decent cup of coffee. We have to keep up with the times, the trends, and the artisanal avocado toast prices.
And let's be real
Our CEO's ego is worth at least 5% of the total cost of the service. It's just math.
But hey, at least you're supporting the arts
Our server farm is powered by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly unionized hamsters who work tirelessly for peanuts.
Learn more about our hamster overlords