Will You Help Me?

FAQs

Q: Will you help me with my existential crisis?

A: We're on it. We'll help you find the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. But first, can you help us find our missing cat, Zorvath?

Q: Will you help me with my math homework?

A: Umm... maybe. We're more of the "helping you find the answer, but also the meaning of life" type of help desk.

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Or, if you're feeling extra desperate, you can contact us directly.

This page will help you navigate the FAQs and forms for help with any problem, while also poking fun at the idea of help desks and the meaning of life. The form will ask you for the severity of your crisis (mild, moderate, or existential) and your problem, and then you can submit for help. If you need more immediate help, you can contact us directly.