Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)

Socks as Deductions

1. Are socks a form of currency in the land of dreams?

Only on Tuesdays.

2. Can I wear my socks with my sandals?

Only if you have a time-traveling license.

3. Do socks have the power to absorb emotions like an onion?

No, that's just an old joke. But did you hear about the sock that joined a support group?

4. Can I trade my socks for a unicorn?

Only if you can convince the unicorn that its horn is a sock.

More questions? Try socks-as-deductions-2 for more absurd answers!