GET RICH FAST
Because, let's be real, who needs a stable income when you can have a life of excess and leisure?
Our Top Tips to Get Rich Quick (But Not Too Quick)
- Buy a timeshare in Times Square (it's a thing, Google it)
- Invest in Beanie Baby futures (they're back, baby!)
- Start a petting zoo in your living room (it's a great investment opportunity, we swear)
Disclaimer
Disclaimer: Do not actually try any of these suggestions. We're just a bunch of jokers.