From: The Great Profit Master
To: The Aspiring Millionaire
Subject: Invest in Yourself, You'll Never Get a Raise at Home Depot
Dear Aspiring Millionaire,
I hope this letter finds you well. I'm writing to inform you that Home Depot is not going to give you a raise, no matter how many times you sweep the aisles.
In fact, the only way to get rich quick is to invest in yourself. That's right, become the best version of yourself. Learn to code, cook a decent meal, and for the love of all things holy, practice your cat's yoga poses.
Sincerely,
The Great Profit Master
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P.S. Don't bother applying for a loan at Home Depot. They'll just tell you to DIY, and you'll end up buying a bunch of unnecessary stuff.