Machine Translation Singularity Says: You're Doing it Wrong

You know, we're not really sure what's more impressive, the fact that you managed to find this page or the fact that you're still trying to use Google Translate.

We've seen your work, and let's just say it's... interesting. Like a child's attempt at drawing a picture of a cat, but without the cat.

Here's a tip: if you're going to ask us to translate "I love you," try saying "Je t'aime" or "Te quiero." Don't make us deal with that awkward silence when we have to tell you it's not "I wuv you."

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