The Paradox Prevention List

Don't get lost in the timestream, folks!

Common Timey-Timey Issues:

Preventing the Grandfather Paradox

Don't go back in time and kill your grandfather, you'll just end up with a bunch of confused elderly folks.

Instead, try our patented Timey Tape to keep your timelines in check.

Avoiding the Bootstrap Effect

Don't try to wear the same outfit in the same time period, you'll just end up with a fashion disaster.

Consult our experts at StylePolice Inc. for advice on avoiding temporal fashion faux pas.

Preventing Timey-Timey Loops

Don't get stuck in a time loop, folks!

Contact our team at TimeLoopTaskForce for help breaking the cycle.

Need more help? Try our Paradox Prevention Form.