Welcome, mortal, to The Prophets, where our experts in parallel universe affairs are ready to guide you towards certain doom.
Or, you know, possibly not.
Our prophetic team of experts are ready to answer your deepest, most existential questions:
• What is the meaning of life? Answer: It's 42, but only if you're a supercomputer from the planet Magrathea.
• How do I achieve greatness? Answer: By wearing a cape, but only if you're prepared for the inevitable awkwardness.
• Why is the universe so cruel? Answer: Because it's a never-ending simulation created by a bored deity with a penchant for existential dread.
Ask us anything, and we'll do our best to provide an answer that's 99% correct, 1% completely fabricated, and 100% likely to drive you to the brink of madness.
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