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Parallel Universe Navigators FAQ

Here are the answers to the most frequently asked questions from our parallel universe navigators.

Q: Can I navigate the multiverse without any training?

A: Oh, absolutely. We're not exactly sure what you're doing, but we're sure you won't get lost or trapped in an infinite loop of reality TV shows.

Q: Can I bring back any items from other universes?

Q: Will I experience any side effects from navigating the multiverse?

A: Side effects? Ha! You'll be perfectly fine. Unless you try to bring back a nacho cheese dust storm from the universe where nacho cheese has sentient sentience. That'll just give you a stomachache.

Q: Can I use the multiverse as a vacation destination?

Q: Will I get lost in a universe where everyone speaks in iambic pentameter?

A: Actually, we're pretty sure that one's not a problem. The inhabitants of that universe are all secretly English majors. They'll just monologue their way through the entire navigation process.

Q: Can I bring back a reality TV show host from the universe where they're actually competent?

Don't even think about it.

Q: Can I navigate the multiverse while blindfolded?

Q: Can I navigate the multiverse while blindfolded?

A: Oh, sure. We've got a special program for that. It's called "Blind Navigation for the Visually Impaired, or BNVII" for short. Just don't expect any visual references or anything.

Learn more about BNVII.