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Here are the answers to the most frequently asked questions from our parallel universe navigators.
A: Oh, absolutely. We're not exactly sure what you're doing, but we're sure you won't get lost or trapped in an infinite loop of reality TV shows.
Q: Can I bring back any items from other universes?A: Side effects? Ha! You'll be perfectly fine. Unless you try to bring back a nacho cheese dust storm from the universe where nacho cheese has sentient sentience. That'll just give you a stomachache.
Q: Can I use the multiverse as a vacation destination?A: Actually, we're pretty sure that one's not a problem. The inhabitants of that universe are all secretly English majors. They'll just monologue their way through the entire navigation process.
Q: Can I bring back a reality TV show host from the universe where they're actually competent?Don't even think about it.
Q: Can I navigate the multiverse while blindfolded?A: Oh, sure. We've got a special program for that. It's called "Blind Navigation for the Visually Impaired, or BNVII" for short. Just don't expect any visual references or anything.
Learn more about BNVII.