Quantum Superposition of the Free Will Conundrum

Dear seeker of esoteric knowledge, welcome to the realm of quantum superposition, where the very fabric of free will is twisted like a Möbius strip.

In this realm, the question "Do I want a cookie?" exists in all possible states: Yes, No, Maybe, Perhaps, Definitely Not, Possibly Not, and Maybe Not.

But fear not, dear seeker! For in the quantum superposition of the free will conundrum, the act of asking the question itself becomes the answer. The act of choosing a cookie flavor creates a new branch of possibility, where the previous choice is still present, yet diverges into an infinite array of what-ifs.

You are now presented with a fork in the path:

• Choose Chocolate Chip
• Choose Oatmeal Raisin
• Choose Other (But be warned: this choice may collapse the wave function)

Or, if you're feeling particularly meta:

• Take the Quantum Leap